Your Ultimate Fantasy has Come True, but...

Your ultimate fantasy has come true. She’s shrunken you down to the perfect height of two or three inches tall and, oh yeah, it's permanent. Everything is going well the first couple of days but then, you see something in her change. You are no longer her boyfriend, her husband, you’re only her living pleasure toy. It’s no longer love, it’s pure compulsion. What started out as gentle foreplay and sex is now aggressive shoving into every possible orifice. Could you handle it, and if not, how long before you break?

Out of the 80-ish people who responded,

29% said a ≤ 1 week.

24% said > 5 years.

22% said 1 month.

16% said 6 months.

7% said 1 year.

2% said 5 years.

Unfortunately, this is so theoretical so it's hard to say exactly when you'd go mad. I, personally, think I'd be in the 6 months to a-year crowd. Also, looking at the data, it's super bimodal. Meaning, that the 2 majorities are at opposite ends of the spectrum, which makes it even less valid lol. Oh well...

Please Shrink Responsibly,

"Please, Kylie, you've been using me like a butt plug for months...just go buy one, I can't take it anymore!"